Headlines from the satirical website the Onion on Thursday: “New Dating Site Suggests People You Already Know But Thought You Were Too Good For.” “Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets to Run Foreign Policy Meetings.” “Here's Why I Decided to Buy Infowars.” Only one has the ring of truth. Sort of. The bylined author of the Infowars article, Bryce P. Tetraeder, doesn't actually exist.