”If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.” — Albert Einstein Because plumbers have exceptional wisdom and abilities which raise them above the level of most all of us, they are a vital link in the chain of home ownership maintenance and repair. It was with this thought that I called Paul Keys at Sewers Drains and More, having wasted enough do-it-yourself time trying to unclog and reconfigure the under-sink plumbing in our kitchen. In truth, I lost my courage to proceed — which would have been to use my little drain cleaning snake — after I recalled something Master plumber Rod Wood told me 35 years ago about the ancient plumbing in our Victorian house.